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kludge

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.

by Alli February 4, 2003

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Not a necessarily a quick fix - but a unique, cheap approach to a sudden engineering disaster that arises; It's not pretty.

Also the only word of this variety to avoid being a disparaging remark about a group of people.

Engineer 1: "look I fixed it!"

Engineer 1: "Turns out that a single matchbook cover can hold this entire 3 ton mechanism stable."

Engineer 2: "thats's a total kludge."

by Rotella-T December 18, 2013

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Bad code that works but is barely readable, overly complex and unmaintainable.

This code is a total kludge!

by Kristin October 8, 2001

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kludge

1. a patch or fix in a computer program, especially a clumsy one

2. to fix a computer program

The way things work with that system is a kludge.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

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.v, 1.a complete waste of time. 2. a complete mess.

Jason's project is a kludge of bull crap and GPO documents.

by Oxford's September 23, 2002

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An idiot or retarded person.

Man, he's such a kludge.

by Kludge February 1, 2008

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When the dick gets stuck in the dynamic pussy lips.

Damn bitch, my shit is kludged!

by th December 8, 2004

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